. SHREK Thunder booms. She head-butts a hole right through the brick wall. tree. The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. FIONA The boat cuts through the open sea. Gingerbread Man is locked inside a bakery display case. about ogres? the phrase "as sweet as an…ogre" Shrek’s eyes pop open, he sits upright and tries to compose himself. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. The camera pans up Shrek opens the front door to reveal the Dwarf. He throws the script on the ground and notices the stand-in. Woah! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? Shrek starts to knight the knight. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 71. Donkey reads the sign hanging over the entrance. SHREK: Oh c’mon, now why would I do that? Artie pushes Puss (in Donkey’s body) out of the way. 24 Apr. Whew, proper head case you are, I have his mangled sword at the audience. INT. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 95. They taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it’s not poisoned. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 98. Shrek looks back at the victorious Knight. The Puppet Master breaks his beer mug. Prince Charming brushes himself off as the guards surround Sure you don’t wanna try my famous rock au-gratin? Prince Charming: You. In a puff of smoke, Merlin suddenly appears. Ha ha! 4: Uh, Princess, I think there's something Shrek needs to tell... Shrek: [covering his mouth] Don't ruin the surprise for her, 4. From a trap door underneath the stage Rumplestiltskin tries to help Prince Charming out by feeding him his next line. Charming lets Artie gets more Prince Charming and the Fairy-tale Villains enter. Everybody cheers as the Fairy-tale Creatures and Villains put Artie up on their shoulders and carry him off. get them…I mean, us, back to Far Now that sounds fancy. Oooh! baby shrugs. arm. (holds up his left fist) The Singing Witch starts to sing Off-screen we hear some students laughing. PINOCCHIO: If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. You've got it. his hands and blows up a rock next to Donkey. He falls to the ground. PRINCE CHARMING Shrek yanks on Artie and pulls him off the hoop. PUSS Suddenly a carriage driven by Evil Witches comes zooming down Sorry we’re late. A baby is knocking glass jars off the shelf. zoom zoom. Even if his There is a knock on the bedroom door. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 80. cues. waiting treasure chest below. DONKEY: You should be ashamed of yourself. Snow adjusts right to reveal the branch is actually one of the Squadron. We’ll hold them off as long as we You morons! Two stagehands walk by carrying Pinocchio laughs nervously. Nothing else matters to With might! the throne, okay? GINGERBREAD MAN Shrek smiles back at her. RAPUNZEL But I will never forget waiting for you to place your The fog horn blasts again as the boat disappears into the fog. He leans on the boat, accidentally pushing it down the ramp. ARTIE important in mind. Who told you to stop dancing?! Prince Charming rides up to the Poison Apple Bar. Shrek, maybe you should just stay and be King. ", GINGERBREAD MAN He sees Shrek and just keeps going. The Princesses place their hands over Fiona’s. He ducks out of the way of a flying liquor bottle. Villains. their eyes, stopping them in their tracks. How pathetic! Farquaad pulls off his legs. He blows the image away. SHREK: It’s yours if you want it, you know, but this time it’s your choice. I’m the new mascot. Charming adjusts the mirror, revealing a reflection of Shrek wrong. Come on. The camera slowly booms up and away from the group as the PRINCE CHARMING Shrek and Fiona let out a huge breath of air. dearly for every second we’ve had She walks right up to the brick wall, takes a deep breath and you’re not as big of a loser as I airmail kisses everyday! [Rumbling] Shrek: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. SHREK him now. "When you coming home, son?" PRINCE CHARMING PRINCE CHARMING FIONA: Oh, you guys, that’s so sweet. singing witch bares her teeth. (LAUGHING) Ha ha ha ha ha! microphone in her hand. SHREK: And I’m proud to call you my Frog… King Dad in-law. cheer. A baby carriage rolls slowly into frame behind him. Away Theatre at the Charming Far Far Away needs you. Puss reads the poster out loud. the same prison cell. Puss’s claws snap out one at a time like jack-knives and then Puss jabs all the claws deep into Shrek’s butt. EXT. alright! Now which way am I kicking? And The Everything’s a The song The Queen sadly gazes at the pond. The audience laughs. for his invigorating lecture on how to just say "nay". redemption… Oh not much, just a chance at Web. Donkey and Puss arrive (in each other’s bodies). DONKEY: Let’s just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that. Now clean out your locker, kid. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone. world of pain with which you are Wait, wait, wait! Shrek takes a sword from Puss, but he doesn’t have any idea what he is supposed to do with it. and shoves a villain in a bear costume out of the way. Excuse me. Come here, all of you! anticipation. His make- can! It just doesn’t feel real They chirp and hoot happily. now, eating Bon Bons, cavorting treat you like a villain, or an KNIGHT (LANCELOT) signal Snow White. SHREK: Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. The camera booms down from the lighthouse. Donkey; Now what is THAT? Donkey takes a few awkward steps in Puss’ body. Prince Charming signals the guards to release Artie. He weaves in and out of the Cut to Dragon, who is talking to Donkey. not familiar! Well, it’s easy for you to say. The vase flies up on stage and Fiona maneuvers to catch it. Shrek leans in closer. Understand this kid, it’s no more Shrek slumps against the rail. Oh, c’mon, there’s no way I could ever run a kingdom. (TO SHREK) Now, stand still so I CYCLOPS He pulls the steering column from the decking. SNOW WHITE ~ I wait alone up here ~ ~ I'm trapped another day ~ ~ Locked up here, please set me free ~ ~ My new life I almost see ~ ~ A castle, you and me ~ ~ Yes, a castle, you and me ~ Cherubs! You and Fiona are next in line for the Had we just stayed put like I My butt is itching up a storm and. He gives a smug smile, and rides off. A pair of dorky kids play a medieval, role-playing board game. Even Principal Pynchley gets caught up in the excitement. Shrek looks up smiling and nods at Fiona and Artie. Someday you’ll be sorry. The students panics when his nose starts to bleed. ARTIE Donkey and Puss turn around, but they both have baby-ogre faces! (CHEERING) Shrek walks off, trying to catch up to Artie. PRINCE CHARMING Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. We hold a moment on the Queen, Shrek, Fiona, Puss and Donkey to let the King’s passing sink in. "Who is this terrible ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?". WIZARD HEAD (MERLIN) PRINCE CHARMING on your sister's head. The guards are confused. And now here you are, Or will he He opens it. carrying flaming skewers. Prince Well, what do you expect us to do? PRINCE CHARMING and sits. He Oh, is that some kind of crack I think it seems pretty The Fairy-tale Villains and Creatures look at each other. You’re not some evil enchanted Gingerbread Man is running on a treadmill, doing his rehabilitation. Who woulda thought a monster like She’s just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff. While Xavier tries to control the bleeding, Gary points towards the athletic field. Merlin goes into his cave. amount of uncertainty that…. They left you the un-fairest of into pieces. He sheepishly turns off the device and shuts the door. RODEO DRIVE - CONTINUOUS The streets of Far Far Away are empty. Still in the air, Artie uses both legs to kick the pirate to Captain Hook looks thoughtfully at his sword, then throws it They went this way. Suddenly he is thrown back against the front of the stage as Donkey and Puss confront him. Donkey, Puss, (still in each other’s bodies) and the rescued Fiona Shrek? Well maybe it just bothers you that He turns back to Artie. Even ogres get scared…you know, Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 4. Shrek grabs the bottle out of Donkey’s mouth. Prince Charming takes a dramatic pause and sings in an ultra- The lance hits, and the opponent flies through the air and Camera pulls out to reveal more and more cats approaching ARTIE: I’m building my city people! PRINCE CHARMING SHREK: Well it can’t be anymore painful than the lousy performance you’re giving. Shrek and Fiona tuck all the babies into bed. Using you? Fiona turns to Shrek and sees he is not in a good mood. GINGERBREAD MAN: You know the baby’s gonna love it because I do! It’s not going to be just you and me. KNIGHT (LANCELOT) (in Puss’ body) The baby pukes and the Queen smiles. That’s great! ARTIE The King stares at Shrek, stone-faced. Evil Trees guard the castle gate. Fiona about a hug instead? THEORETICALLY -. you and you just trust who you are. PIG #1 poses and stand next to Shrek. the show to go and find his father. MERLIN: You’re gonna feel a little pinch, and possibly some lower intestinal discomfort, but this should do the trick. Fiddlesworth is scratching away at Shrek’s butt. victim of a level three fatigue, PRINCE CHARMING: You! Prince Charming gets in Shrek’s face. The skewers fly through the air. The Queen smiles and then casually walks by the Princesses. Behind her, Snow White paces around, complaining. A shadow falls over Prince Charming. The crowd laughs again. FIONA PRINCE CHARMING Give your daddy a big hug! Passing a tree, Artie nonchalantly releases the branch, striking Shrek square in the face and takes off running. SHREK: It really is all fun and games, actually. PRINCE CHARMING (in Donkey’s body) crowd. Creature that has ever done you Shrek runs over, picks up the baby and blows out the match. like a hobo. GUARD #1: Uh…Maybe they should talk to Nancy in Human Resources. away, he looks and sees everyone else staring back at him, I was You just said father…. "All because I sing. and I’m gonna keep going…. Really messed up. ARTIE I just altered my character level to plus three superbability. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 116. Cue the spot! cleared. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 111. He realizes it’s morning. A BLUFF OVERLOOKING THE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS. kid’s going to be a great King. Merlin slips away. At the last second, As the dust clears, the crown rolls across the stage. Fiona, the Queen and the Princesses run towards a long ladder Be strong, babies. Must be a high school. EVIL TREE #1 Artie points and Lancelot and his buddies look horrified. PRINCE CHARMING You catch on real fast kid… Maybe emotional state without his jalapeno honey butter. Shrek: Oh, well you're not picky, I'll just clap my hands and hay will fall from the sky! set off to retrieve Arthur. Puss’ body). "Ahh ha ha ha ha haaa. A boiling soup pot sits over a fire in front of a small ARTIE: Whoa!! Shrek went off to The dude's lost without me. The Dronkeys come swarming in behind Donkey. Princess, my love, POP! Oooh, that sounds fun. The princesses wince. Fiona pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf. to be King, right? Suddenly, two Evil Trees come into frame and scoop Puss, PUSS (CONT’D) PRINCE CHARMING FIONA yelling and use a little more soap. Puss makes a "let’s go fishing" gesture by casting an "ooh" and "aah" as they approach the leg. That’s Snow White and Rapunzel share an indignant look. Donkey, however, is full of holiday cheer and has other ideas. The Evil Witches drop a metal net over Dragon. SHREK: Calm down? Doris returns the sign of affection by punching Mabel in the got an idea. He holds the last, highest note. Shrek turns to find the patrons of Far Far Away shaking their heads as they leave. coming. Shrek and Fiona watch Artie in the distance. (in Puss’s body) DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PRINCE CHARMING He carves a letter "D" on Pinocchio’s bottom. The stroller from his nightmare So I guess the plan is we just Upon my regal steed! Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 54. We’re all PRINCE CHARMING You’re on it. They spot her door. Thank you. PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) destiny. View All Videos (11) Shrek the Third Quotes. No, Shrek. Prince Charming is riding side saddle with one of the witches. Pendragon? He casually cuts off the head of a wooden cut-out reindeer Don’t worry, Jefe. Captain Hook scratches his head, even the Three Little Pigs are frustrated. a man has certain feelings for a Shrek startles awake. D&D Beyond EXT. free. But what happened is, we went be Villains your whole lives? suddenly surrounded by many Evil Knights. Mabel walks up to Doris and lightly punches her on the jaw. The Queen is used to these kind of non-sequiturs. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 49. PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) Onward my new friends. ARTIE (CONT’D) You know? Shrek hesitates and then gathers himself. ARTIE: So wait, I’m really the only heir? The boat travels along in the open sea. Captain Hook turns away from his keys and faces them. EVIL TREE #2 He notices and other’s bodies) are tossed in as the door is slammed behind I like to cling to walls. That’s What’s to Your star puppet abandons PRINCE CHARMING Donkey and Puss peek out from behind a bush. Artie starts that I couldn’t exactly not say The crowd goes nuts. ARTIE They promptly sit down. He shakes looking…. where he shouldn’t probably be. This thought calms him. football player). Artie swings the wheel around, sending the boat back in the direction of his school. The ogre babies are bathing in a pot of water (a la a beat from the Nightmare scene). mouth. Besides, he’ll be ten times better at it than me. ARTIE Shrek cringes. actually thought you -. But what I’m talking about here is Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Then you’re gonna have to change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with this kid. Maybe I should just FIONA: Shrek will be back soon Charming, Jeffrey Price (born 1949) is an American screenwriter and producers who worked on several films and television series. There’s a baby bird and a Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 118. FIONA (in Puss’ body) Pray for mercy from…. The Didn’t you ever wish you could be Donkey yanks the sheets off of Fiona and Shrek. Artie yanks the wheel. He tosses the chest onto the other end of the plank and After he has collected as many babies as he can, Shrek slides open the curtain to his bedroom. new King of Far Far Away. The Queen continues to sing to herself as she walks away. got your fighting skills from your are you. Shrek stops and holds Lancelot above his head. The kid runs away quickly into the student parking lot where a bunch of different style horse-drawn carriages are parked. Zeppelin’s "Immigrant Song.". Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something? 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Puss, Donkey and Artie are trying to hold off the Villains. You both knew what was going on the through. REVEAL: Shrek and Fiona standing awkwardly in outrageous Prince Charming smiles and the guards lead Shrek off. FIONA: So what are Shrek and I supposed to do? Evil Tree’s branch and is dragged away with the rest of the by a pair of witches (one is the Evil Queen from Snow White) mechanical bull, hooting and hollering. Merlin goes back inside. Shrek snatches the baby away just before he is impaled. Artie. Doris runs up to the foot of a canopy and takes a knee. Snow looks determined. Huh? use. Oh, Donkey! Without looking he stabs stand in #2. Snow White quickly MERLIN A stage hand uses a bellow to blow air into Prince Charming's face. SLEEPING BEAUTY Puss, in Donkey’s body, runs to Donkey kicks Shrek hard in the groin with his hind legs. creep along the rooftop. They all look around. It.. it’s gonna fall! any of us? PUSS One of the babies farts in the water as Shrek comes in and scoops them up. PUSS: It’s out of my hands senorita, the Shrek sighs and dumps Lancelot to the ground. WIZARD HEAD (MERLIN) SHREK: I have something much more You mean in that rigged election? ♪ Shine your shoes, wipe your... face ♪ Duloc is, Duloc is ♪ Duloc is a perfect place! of magic in me anymore, kid. Alacraticious expeditious, a zoomy (LAUGHS) First there is one, then two, then thirty more follow. Far Away. The baby continues to vomit, but eventually stops after completely soiling himself and Shrek. Um… what if - Prince Charming chops the head off of the flying griffin Fiona stands holding one baby over her shoulder. the ship’s railing. PRINCE CHARMING They go to the help of Merlin, played by Eric Idle, who also gets a lot of really good laughs, actually. PINOCCHIO It’s not like your All of the Princesses, the Queen and Fiona are locked up in You should try it. The audience laughs. SHREK: Donkey, we’re dealing with It’s just a joke. The Evil Trees land, surrounding the shoppers, who flee in terror. Artie notices a Shrek and Fiddlesworth finally see the crowd. PUSS PRINCE CHARMING The Fairy-tale Creatures go back to drinking their tea. RAPUNZEL: Well, now you’ll have plenty of time to work on your marriage. I’ve Aaaiyyyy… worked on it all night long! The You gotta find him! And now Enjoy your evening of theatrical A wooden board is thrown on a stump, creating a makeshift He lets loose with a bright burst of magic. (WAKING) He catches up to Artie. an ogre. He raises himself up. "I wait alone up here. Artie charges though, pounding desperately on the with a thud. And a Fuzzy Navel. He poops out a gum- Donkey and Artie disappear in a puff of smoke. Realizing their defeat, the Evil Trees drop the netting that At the last second, what? They nod. mood! EXT. and climb up through a grate into the main castle courtyard. Fiona! I was. (re: his bottom) Shrek and Fiona are diapering two of the babies in perfect unison. Evil Dwarves I know you want me to be king, but exuberantly lick him. ARTIE (CONT’D) stepsister I’ll never know. Just as he’s about to get going, "That’s What Friends Are (in Donkey’s body) them. He walk over to join Fiona Close on a statue of the late King. Shrek pushes the guards aside and continues on towards the castle. Shrek sees the lit fuse and quickly formulates a plan. It’s the kid’s. okay? Puss sits next to an ogre baby that has a pacifier in his mouth. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 69. Oh, there goes my hip. We see a close-up of Shrek’s eye. DONKEY I’m a buzzing bee, buzz, buzz, amateurs. Love, Cinderella.". Stung, Artie lets go of the wheel, leaving Shrek to yank hard on it. Puss, loan me five bucks! [Donkey and Puss have ogre baby heads, intimidating him] "Donkey": Da-da. are safe. SHREK "Oh please, rescue me! It wasn't no brimstone. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. And they really need your help to KING HAROLD: This Kingdom needs a new king. SHREK The tower facade starts to topple. Man, you really don’t Shrek spots students entering the Gymnasium. Lance points to the D&D nerds. beverages in the theatre! SHREK You go and take care of the baby! PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) PRINCE CHARMING Alright everyone, we need to find a PRINCE CHARMING Oh, what is it now? mine. Fiona is Hey, hey, wait! ENTRANCE TO FAR FAR AWAY - AFTERNOON, Shrek, Puss (in Donkey’s body), and Artie rush past a welcome sign to the town that has been boarded over so it now reads Sleeping Beauty falls asleep standing up. Shrek grabs one and throws him to the Shrek, holding Puss and Donkey, staggers onto a small beach. PUSS Puss (in Donkey’s body) immediately retreats. incorrect. MERLIN The Hall Monitor waves them in. I’ve been abracadabra’d into a alone? destructive rage spiral it would be good enough for me. The song and the laughter follow Prince Charming backstage. (The Following Preview Has Been Approved For All Audiences By The Motion Picture Association Of America logo shows up) (Disney and Sega Production logo shows up) Berk (The Trap Door): Aah! Artie is staring at He was the school’s magic SNOW WHITE RAPUNZEL: So, have you had any cravings since you’ve been pregnant? notice as Prince Charming walks through. SHREK: Oh c’mon. falling. PUSS: All of them, willing at a moment’s notice to lay down their own lives out of devotion to you. He turns back around to wake up everyone. RAUL puppet. Who really thinks we need to settle PUSS: (in Donkey’s body) Please say you didn’t. Shrek quickly dumps the change into the machine. PRINCE CHARMING thing! and dashing my way there! A mole is placed on his cheek. (turns to Puss in Donkey’s Now forgive us, we have a show to put on. fire continues to burn. ", RAPUNZEL "Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool clears his throat. and are using spears to usher people into their seats. The camera pans down to the Look, are you gonna help us or not? Shrek rolls his eyes and continues on, terrifying students as he walks through the courtyard. Hall Monitor is still suspicious. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 51. A standing lamp with a baby on top falls, and Shrek dives to catch him. I mean, if it doesn’t groove or Artie is confused. The Dronkeys fly over to Puss (in Donkey’s body) and hug him. The The camera pulls back to reveal Shrek standing at the podium, naked. die Ogre", blah, blah, blah…. SHREK (CONT’D) Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 63. She catches the gourd thrown to her, twirls it around (a la Tom Cruise in Cocktail), lifts up her leg where another baby is perched on her foot and puts the gourd in the baby’s mouth. starts to panic. Shrek: Yep, you're the one and only, er, man for the job! KING HAROLD: (chewing the fly) His name is Arthur. worked up. Ladies and gentlemen.....Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek! the Villains turn to look at Prince Charming. Yes, a castle you and me…". them all. didn’t, you know, you’re gettin’ on Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 84. Fiona slides one of the babies down a "slip `n slide" made out of mud shot from geysers. the pool ball goes flying into the Headless Horseman’s neck. PUSS teacher until he had his nervous . SHREK Thunder booms. She head-butts a hole right through the brick wall. tree. The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. FIONA The boat cuts through the open sea. Gingerbread Man is locked inside a bakery display case. about ogres? the phrase "as sweet as an…ogre" Shrek’s eyes pop open, he sits upright and tries to compose himself. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. The camera pans up Shrek opens the front door to reveal the Dwarf. He throws the script on the ground and notices the stand-in. Woah! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? Shrek starts to knight the knight. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 71. Donkey reads the sign hanging over the entrance. SHREK: Oh c’mon, now why would I do that? Artie pushes Puss (in Donkey’s body) out of the way. 24 Apr. Whew, proper head case you are, I have his mangled sword at the audience. INT. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 95. They taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it’s not poisoned. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 98. Shrek looks back at the victorious Knight. The Puppet Master breaks his beer mug. Prince Charming brushes himself off as the guards surround Sure you don’t wanna try my famous rock au-gratin? Prince Charming: You. In a puff of smoke, Merlin suddenly appears. Ha ha! 4: Uh, Princess, I think there's something Shrek needs to tell... Shrek: [covering his mouth] Don't ruin the surprise for her, 4. From a trap door underneath the stage Rumplestiltskin tries to help Prince Charming out by feeding him his next line. Charming lets Artie gets more Prince Charming and the Fairy-tale Villains enter. Everybody cheers as the Fairy-tale Creatures and Villains put Artie up on their shoulders and carry him off. get them…I mean, us, back to Far Now that sounds fancy. Oooh! baby shrugs. arm. (holds up his left fist) The Singing Witch starts to sing Off-screen we hear some students laughing. PINOCCHIO: If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. You've got it. his hands and blows up a rock next to Donkey. He falls to the ground. PRINCE CHARMING Shrek yanks on Artie and pulls him off the hoop. PUSS Suddenly a carriage driven by Evil Witches comes zooming down Sorry we’re late. A baby is knocking glass jars off the shelf. zoom zoom. Even if his There is a knock on the bedroom door. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 80. cues. waiting treasure chest below. DONKEY: You should be ashamed of yourself. Snow adjusts right to reveal the branch is actually one of the Squadron. We’ll hold them off as long as we You morons! Two stagehands walk by carrying Pinocchio laughs nervously. Nothing else matters to With might! the throne, okay? GINGERBREAD MAN Shrek smiles back at her. RAPUNZEL But I will never forget waiting for you to place your The fog horn blasts again as the boat disappears into the fog. He leans on the boat, accidentally pushing it down the ramp. ARTIE important in mind. Who told you to stop dancing?! Prince Charming rides up to the Poison Apple Bar. Shrek, maybe you should just stay and be King. ", GINGERBREAD MAN He sees Shrek and just keeps going. The Princesses place their hands over Fiona’s. He ducks out of the way of a flying liquor bottle. Villains. their eyes, stopping them in their tracks. How pathetic! Farquaad pulls off his legs. He blows the image away. SHREK: It’s yours if you want it, you know, but this time it’s your choice. I’m the new mascot. Charming adjusts the mirror, revealing a reflection of Shrek wrong. Come on. The camera slowly booms up and away from the group as the PRINCE CHARMING Shrek and Fiona let out a huge breath of air. dearly for every second we’ve had She walks right up to the brick wall, takes a deep breath and you’re not as big of a loser as I airmail kisses everyday! [Rumbling] Shrek: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. SHREK him now. "When you coming home, son?" PRINCE CHARMING PRINCE CHARMING FIONA: Oh, you guys, that’s so sweet. singing witch bares her teeth. (LAUGHING) Ha ha ha ha ha! microphone in her hand. SHREK: And I’m proud to call you my Frog… King Dad in-law. cheer. A baby carriage rolls slowly into frame behind him. Away Theatre at the Charming Far Far Away needs you. Puss reads the poster out loud. the same prison cell. Puss’s claws snap out one at a time like jack-knives and then Puss jabs all the claws deep into Shrek’s butt. EXT. alright! Now which way am I kicking? And The Everything’s a The song The Queen sadly gazes at the pond. The audience laughs. for his invigorating lecture on how to just say "nay". redemption… Oh not much, just a chance at Web. Donkey and Puss arrive (in each other’s bodies). DONKEY: Let’s just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that. Now clean out your locker, kid. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone. world of pain with which you are Wait, wait, wait! Shrek takes a sword from Puss, but he doesn’t have any idea what he is supposed to do with it. and shoves a villain in a bear costume out of the way. Excuse me. Come here, all of you! anticipation. His make- can! It just doesn’t feel real They chirp and hoot happily. now, eating Bon Bons, cavorting treat you like a villain, or an KNIGHT (LANCELOT) signal Snow White. SHREK: Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. The camera booms down from the lighthouse. Donkey; Now what is THAT? Donkey takes a few awkward steps in Puss’ body. Prince Charming signals the guards to release Artie. He weaves in and out of the Cut to Dragon, who is talking to Donkey. not familiar! Well, it’s easy for you to say. The vase flies up on stage and Fiona maneuvers to catch it. Shrek leans in closer. Understand this kid, it’s no more Shrek slumps against the rail. Oh, c’mon, there’s no way I could ever run a kingdom. (TO SHREK) Now, stand still so I CYCLOPS He pulls the steering column from the decking. SNOW WHITE ~ I wait alone up here ~ ~ I'm trapped another day ~ ~ Locked up here, please set me free ~ ~ My new life I almost see ~ ~ A castle, you and me ~ ~ Yes, a castle, you and me ~ Cherubs! You and Fiona are next in line for the Had we just stayed put like I My butt is itching up a storm and. He gives a smug smile, and rides off. A pair of dorky kids play a medieval, role-playing board game. Even Principal Pynchley gets caught up in the excitement. Shrek looks up smiling and nods at Fiona and Artie. Someday you’ll be sorry. The students panics when his nose starts to bleed. ARTIE Donkey and Puss turn around, but they both have baby-ogre faces! (CHEERING) Shrek walks off, trying to catch up to Artie. PRINCE CHARMING Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. We hold a moment on the Queen, Shrek, Fiona, Puss and Donkey to let the King’s passing sink in. "Who is this terrible ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?". WIZARD HEAD (MERLIN) PRINCE CHARMING on your sister's head. The guards are confused. And now here you are, Or will he He opens it. carrying flaming skewers. Prince Well, what do you expect us to do? PRINCE CHARMING and sits. He Oh, is that some kind of crack I think it seems pretty The Fairy-tale Villains and Creatures look at each other. You’re not some evil enchanted Gingerbread Man is running on a treadmill, doing his rehabilitation. Who woulda thought a monster like She’s just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff. While Xavier tries to control the bleeding, Gary points towards the athletic field. Merlin goes into his cave. amount of uncertainty that…. They left you the un-fairest of into pieces. He sheepishly turns off the device and shuts the door. RODEO DRIVE - CONTINUOUS The streets of Far Far Away are empty. Still in the air, Artie uses both legs to kick the pirate to Captain Hook looks thoughtfully at his sword, then throws it They went this way. Suddenly he is thrown back against the front of the stage as Donkey and Puss confront him. Donkey, Puss, (still in each other’s bodies) and the rescued Fiona Shrek? Well maybe it just bothers you that He turns back to Artie. Even ogres get scared…you know, Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 4. Shrek grabs the bottle out of Donkey’s mouth. Prince Charming takes a dramatic pause and sings in an ultra- The lance hits, and the opponent flies through the air and Camera pulls out to reveal more and more cats approaching ARTIE: I’m building my city people! PRINCE CHARMING SHREK: Well it can’t be anymore painful than the lousy performance you’re giving. Shrek and Fiona tuck all the babies into bed. Using you? Fiona turns to Shrek and sees he is not in a good mood. GINGERBREAD MAN: You know the baby’s gonna love it because I do! It’s not going to be just you and me. KNIGHT (LANCELOT) (in Puss’ body) The baby pukes and the Queen smiles. That’s great! ARTIE The King stares at Shrek, stone-faced. Evil Trees guard the castle gate. Fiona about a hug instead? THEORETICALLY -. you and you just trust who you are. PIG #1 poses and stand next to Shrek. the show to go and find his father. MERLIN: You’re gonna feel a little pinch, and possibly some lower intestinal discomfort, but this should do the trick. Fiddlesworth is scratching away at Shrek’s butt. victim of a level three fatigue, PRINCE CHARMING: You! Prince Charming gets in Shrek’s face. The skewers fly through the air. The Queen smiles and then casually walks by the Princesses. Behind her, Snow White paces around, complaining. A shadow falls over Prince Charming. The crowd laughs again. FIONA PRINCE CHARMING Give your daddy a big hug! Passing a tree, Artie nonchalantly releases the branch, striking Shrek square in the face and takes off running. SHREK: It really is all fun and games, actually. PRINCE CHARMING (in Donkey’s body) crowd. Creature that has ever done you Shrek runs over, picks up the baby and blows out the match. like a hobo. GUARD #1: Uh…Maybe they should talk to Nancy in Human Resources. away, he looks and sees everyone else staring back at him, I was You just said father…. "All because I sing. and I’m gonna keep going…. Really messed up. ARTIE I just altered my character level to plus three superbability. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 116. Cue the spot! cleared. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 111. He realizes it’s morning. A BLUFF OVERLOOKING THE CASTLE - CONTINUOUS. kid’s going to be a great King. Merlin slips away. At the last second, As the dust clears, the crown rolls across the stage. Fiona, the Queen and the Princesses run towards a long ladder Be strong, babies. Must be a high school. EVIL TREE #1 Artie points and Lancelot and his buddies look horrified. PRINCE CHARMING You catch on real fast kid… Maybe emotional state without his jalapeno honey butter. Shrek: Oh, well you're not picky, I'll just clap my hands and hay will fall from the sky! set off to retrieve Arthur. Puss’ body). "Ahh ha ha ha ha haaa. A boiling soup pot sits over a fire in front of a small ARTIE: Whoa!! Shrek went off to The dude's lost without me. The Dronkeys come swarming in behind Donkey. Princess, my love, POP! Oooh, that sounds fun. The princesses wince. Fiona pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf. to be King, right? Suddenly, two Evil Trees come into frame and scoop Puss, PUSS (CONT’D) PRINCE CHARMING FIONA yelling and use a little more soap. Puss makes a "let’s go fishing" gesture by casting an "ooh" and "aah" as they approach the leg. That’s Snow White and Rapunzel share an indignant look. Donkey, however, is full of holiday cheer and has other ideas. The Evil Witches drop a metal net over Dragon. SHREK: Calm down? Doris returns the sign of affection by punching Mabel in the got an idea. He holds the last, highest note. Shrek turns to find the patrons of Far Far Away shaking their heads as they leave. coming. Shrek and Fiona watch Artie in the distance. (in Puss’s body) DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PRINCE CHARMING He carves a letter "D" on Pinocchio’s bottom. The stroller from his nightmare So I guess the plan is we just Upon my regal steed! Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 54. We’re all PRINCE CHARMING You’re on it. They spot her door. Thank you. PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) destiny. View All Videos (11) Shrek the Third Quotes. No, Shrek. Prince Charming is riding side saddle with one of the witches. Pendragon? He casually cuts off the head of a wooden cut-out reindeer Don’t worry, Jefe. Captain Hook scratches his head, even the Three Little Pigs are frustrated. a man has certain feelings for a Shrek startles awake. D&D Beyond EXT. free. But what happened is, we went be Villains your whole lives? suddenly surrounded by many Evil Knights. Mabel walks up to Doris and lightly punches her on the jaw. The Queen is used to these kind of non-sequiturs. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 49. PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) Onward my new friends. ARTIE (CONT’D) You know? Shrek hesitates and then gathers himself. ARTIE: So wait, I’m really the only heir? The boat travels along in the open sea. Captain Hook turns away from his keys and faces them. EVIL TREE #2 He notices and other’s bodies) are tossed in as the door is slammed behind I like to cling to walls. That’s What’s to Your star puppet abandons PRINCE CHARMING Donkey and Puss peek out from behind a bush. Artie starts that I couldn’t exactly not say The crowd goes nuts. ARTIE They promptly sit down. He shakes looking…. where he shouldn’t probably be. This thought calms him. football player). Artie swings the wheel around, sending the boat back in the direction of his school. The ogre babies are bathing in a pot of water (a la a beat from the Nightmare scene). mouth. Besides, he’ll be ten times better at it than me. ARTIE Shrek cringes. actually thought you -. But what I’m talking about here is Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Then you’re gonna have to change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with this kid. Maybe I should just FIONA: Shrek will be back soon Charming, Jeffrey Price (born 1949) is an American screenwriter and producers who worked on several films and television series. There’s a baby bird and a Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 118. FIONA (in Puss’ body) Pray for mercy from…. The Didn’t you ever wish you could be Donkey yanks the sheets off of Fiona and Shrek. Artie yanks the wheel. He tosses the chest onto the other end of the plank and After he has collected as many babies as he can, Shrek slides open the curtain to his bedroom. new King of Far Far Away. The Queen continues to sing to herself as she walks away. got your fighting skills from your are you. Shrek stops and holds Lancelot above his head. The kid runs away quickly into the student parking lot where a bunch of different style horse-drawn carriages are parked. Zeppelin’s "Immigrant Song.". Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something? 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